Cover of Lady Gaga`s You and I: Science Guy

It’s been a long time since I came around

It’s been a long time but I’m back in town

But this time I’m not leaving without you

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You taste like tick-tack when you kiss me oh

I’d give everything again to be your baby doll

This time I’m not leaving without you

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You said: “Sit back down where you belong

In the corner of the bar with your sneakers on.”

I said: “Sit back down on the couch where we

Will make love the first time.”

And you’ll say to me

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Something, something about this place

Something, about those lonely nights

Or my lip-gloss on your face

Something, something about my cool science guy

Yeah there’s something about

Baby, you and I

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It’s been six years, since we’ve first met

In those years few words have been said

While muscle cars drove a truck right through my heart

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On my birthday singing about that heart of gold

With your guitar humming in childhood overload

This time I’m not leaving without you

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You said: “Sit back down where you belong

In the corner of the bar with your sneakers on.”

I said: “Sit back down on the couch where we

Made love the first time.”

And you said to me

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Something, something about this place

Something, about those lonely nights

Or my lip-gloss on your face

Something, something, about my cool science guy

Yeah something about, baby, you and I

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You and I

You, you and I

Baby, I’d rather die

Without you and I

You and I

You, you and I

Jay Mister, I’d rather die

Without you and I

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Put your drinks up!

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We got a whole lot of money

But we still pay rent

‘Cause you can’t buy a house in heaven

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There’s only a few man

Imma serve my whole life

It’s my daddy, Jay Mister and

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Darwin, for the theory of evolution

Hutton, for showing us the age of our world

Newton, for universal physics application

Malthus, for seeing that population growth will always outrun food production

Hardin, you discoverd our tragedy of the commons. “The population problem has no technical solution; it requires a fundamental change of mind.” We should reflect more on our technical evolvement, for new solutions should not bring about new problems. Critical reflection is at the base of a healthy progress, and we humans are blessed with a self-reflective mind so let us not ruin our world with foolishness…

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Now something, something about the chase

It’s one shy guy

I’m a science girl chasing science boys

And want my lips all over your face

Something, something, about just knowing when it’s right

So put your drinks up!

For science, Jay Mister, oh boy, I love ya!

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You and I

You, you and I

Baby, I’d rather die

Without you and I

You and I

You, you and I

Jay Mister

I’d rather die

Without you and I

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It’s been a long time since I came around

It’s been a long time but I’m back in town

But this time I’m not leaving without you

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Jr.

Your smile is cute, but you don’t know that

I see you walk, but we don’t talk, we never did

You play guitar, oh so damn good

You can play me boy, on E-string low

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A cold response, you paralysed me though

I never noticed you, but now I did

What should I do?

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Your smile is cute, oh should I tell you?

You see me walk, averting eyes, that’s all we do

You play guitar, I do piano

Let’s play together, it will be fun

I’m sure there is some other girl

And if there ain’t you must be gay

A guy like you still single can’t be, no

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A cold response, you paralysed me though

I never noticed you, but now I did

What should I do?

This empty longing I can’t fight

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You play guitar, so can you teach me?

Your smile is cute boy, so Jr. is your name?

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